Monday, February 27, 2006

See I am not the only one




BLONDES have been having more fun for 10,000 years, new research shows.

Flaxen hair and blue eyes spread when there was a desperate shortage of men at the end of the last Ice Age in northern Europe.

The striking combination made women with the traits more attractive and boosted their reproductive success.

As glaciers retreated 10,000 years ago, herds of bison, mammoths and reindeer moved north and were followed by tribes of humans.

The new environment was ideal for hunting but did not have the fruits, seeds and vegetables that humans were used to gathering.

“Hunter-gatherers encountered an environment that led to a male shortage,” said Peter Frost, author of Fair Women, Dark Men: The Forgotten Roots Of Colour Prejudice.

Because hunting was so dangerrous, many young men were killed in the process.

Blonde hair began as a rare mutation among cavegirls and it made the female holders more desirable and better able to compete for the outnumbered men, the professor explained.

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul

I am going to miss going to parties with Mr. Voerman.

Beautyful women always gravitated toward us.

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Random thoughts of the moment

- I forgot how to use Satellite Television (No joke)
- I am older, in Atlanta half the people waiting for a flight were US Military men, and I looked older than most of them.
- Casi me cacha la migra. Se sintio de la chingada. Me vi sin mi esposa europea por un momento. Eso de ser "illegal alien" es chido ahora porque lo puedo presumir, una de las tantas cosas que hizo ferni fue ser inmigrante ilegal, pero pues en el momento se sintio de la chingada.
- Finnish girls rock.
- Definitivamente me tengo que casar con una europea.
- Europe is my place. Now I have to work to get back there.
- ¿Alguién conoce un coyote? O donde los encuentras? Osea me imagino que no en google...
- No os preocupeis Calderón va a ganar.
- ¿Saben que daba asco? Cuando la raza escupia y se congelaba.

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

No pos ya valio madres

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

Ahí es donde me van a mandar según el test que tome hoy del infierno de Dante.

Lo único chido es que voy a conocer de que a Genghis Khan.

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Bah

In Europe nobody can hear you scream.

And I like that in a way...

Friday, February 10, 2006

T-K-C-H

¿Es un actor de Hollywood?
¿Una celebridad?
¿El nuevo look de Luismi?
¿Superman?



Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Es el Ing. Daniel Davalos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*gasp*

En el SM Joven!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jajaja no se crea.

Bueno a mi se me hizo bien chistosa la cara, por eso la posteo.

Cheers.

Thursday, February 09, 2006

And she's back



Una fuente anónima me envio esta foto que provocó que implorara al cielo:

"Perdón Sienna Perdón"

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Changes changes


Pos ya me harto Sienna Miller...

Pero como está chido tener viejas buenas en el blog hoy tenemos a Camille Neviere.

Interesting...

The biggest shield against myself, is my ego.

Thursday, February 02, 2006

¿Qué pedo con el El Norte?

Que chingón poner una imagen en la primera plana de tu pagina de Internet de una vieja tirada en una camioneta baleada con sangre.

Mucha clase.

De muy buen gusto.

Le deberían de mandar esos tips a Le Monde, NYT, Financial Times, Le Figaro, Die Zeit, The Times, Washington Post, etc... Para que aprendan tantito.

Si no me creen vean el siguiente link. Si me creen no lo vean.

My temper is rising.

(I have a couple of muslim friends, and they are really really cool people, I mean absolute no offense to them, I am just writing against fanatism. My mates are not fanatics.)

Through all my life I've felt an affinity toward Palestine due to my mother's roots (Even though now I know that as Palestinian Catholics my great grandparents were probably running away from the Palestininan Muslims early in the 20th century). But this week has been just to much.

1) Hamas takes power. (Which I will not get into right now)
2) The "rage" that 12 cartoons made when published in Denmark and Norway (and today in Germany, Spain, France, Switzerland), which made even a Palestinian Terrorist group to storm in an EU Office.

I would like to begin by saying, that they could justify this "rage" if radical muslims were peaceful misunderstood doves. But like the Die Welt said:

"The protests from Muslims would be taken more seriously if they were less hypocritical. When Syrian television showed drama documentaries in prime time depicting rabbis as cannibals, the imams were quiet."

Another example is how several Arab countries, continue to publish and broadcast parts of a book called "The Protocols of the Elders of Zion" which is a book (full of bullshit) that basically potrays a "conspiracy" of how Jews want to take over the world.

Or another example when Muslims want to put there mosques all over Europe or the US, they have the freedom to do so, like the Jedi religion, or any other religion in the world. But if I want to go to Saudi Arabia and build my Jedi Temple, law would prohibit me from doing it, even persecute me, and hell even if I made a few converts toward the force, they will be punished as apostates by the law!

So all I am saying is, why should we not be able to use our freedom of expression, if Newspapers have caricatured God, Buddha, and all the rest of the lot, what should make Allah different? I mean I have pictures which I will show you when I am back of lingerie in Holland called "Viva Maria, Forbidden Lingerie" which logo is our Virgin of Guadalupe, I know must mexicans don't know this, but if they did, I think none would take the Dutch Embassy hostage, or try to force Holland to make a public apology about it.

So why do we have to be "politically correct"?? Why does the French Foreign Ministry condemn the newspapers by saying "all that hurts individuals in their beliefs or their religious convictions is not tolerated." I've seen a lot of cartoons against Israel and the US that are in the same tone as this one. I've seen a lot of movies that might hurt the beliefs and religious convictions of Catholics, like Life of Brian, or the Magdalene Sisters. Do you see catholics taking guns and taking over some Hollywood studios? NO.

Why should radical muslims get away with us asking for forgiveness for publishing a bunch of cartoons when we've all been ridiculed before? Should they be the exception because of there temper? Ofcourse not. We live in democracies, where we have the right to express what we feel, ridicule what we want to ridicule, and separate the church from the state. If they live in there close societies without any freedom of expression, where they mistreat and abuse women, where if you steal you get your hands chopped off, or ridicule western society with cartoons about how all our woman are prostistutes. Fine!!!! Let them go ahead and do it.We'll protest, we'll write that we don't agree. But we are not going to expel ambassadors, boycott products, and raise hell like this radicals are doing.

The only people that are being affected by this are muslims. They are creating a rift larger than it already is with the western world. Most Europeans if not all are going to be in favor of the newspapers. This radicals just show immaturity, and a lack of ability to think about there actions and how this actions are going to create a reaction. And that reaction is going to be even more racism, even more segregation, even more seperation. I applaud the Jordanian and Lebanese newspaper that published the pictures and wrote an editiorial asking the Muslim World to THINK.

I rest my case.

Freedom of Expression.










Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Deep Lyrics

It's amazing what Madonna sings about at 40 something... I know Madonna is no philosopher... But come on.

Madonna
Hung Up
Every little thing that you say or do
I'm hung up on you
Waiting for your call
Baby night and day
I'm fed up
I'm tired of waiting for you

Time goes by so slowly for those who wait
No time to hesitate
Those who run seem to have all the fun
I'm caught up
I don't know what to do

Time goes by so slowly
I don't know what to do

Ring, ring, ring goes the telephone
The lights are on but there's no-one home
Tick tick tack it's a quarter to do
And I'm done
I'm hanging up on you

I can't keep on waiting for you
I know that you're still hesitating
Don't cry for me
'cause I'll find my way
you'll wake up one day
but it'll be too late

The chorus is repeated at least 7 times.

Preview the new Album

Quiero Revivir tomando Bailey's antes de lavar mis dientes para no ser diferente.

Album is back.

Preview the new album.