Fernilandia

Key Update

Update: The key has not been found. I wonder if this can happen to people...

Cause I wouldn't mind if it actually happened to some people I know.

posted by Elfego Elgazu @ 4:17 PM 0 comments

Nice.

you were born in the light of the first rays of summer,
spawned from the kiss of the last breath of spring,
autumn unfurling its grace through the winter of our years leaving.

posted by Elfego Elgazu @ 4:12 PM 0 comments

Those funny porn people.

So I am browsing my Mexican Directv and I stumble across the porn channels (And no don't bother coming to my house, they are blocked). But I found the names quite....... I don't know if creative is the word:

High Infidelity
S.O Sex II
Hot Showers #6
Sexpionage
The Ozporns
Totally "Busted"
Barely Legal #44
Down the Hatch #22
Psico-Anal-isis
Big Blowout
Voluptous #4
Secret Life of Zoe
Women of Wal-mart ??????
Sex Kittens #14
Stacked and Packed #03
Spread Eagle
Young and in heat

posted by Elfego Elgazu @ 1:56 PM 1 comments

Being human.

So the US presidential elections are coming, and as I read about how George Bush is Satan himself from the likes of Michael Moore, Paul Krugman, and Carlitos Fuentes, it presents me with clear facts that George Bush might not be Satan, but he's a real son of a bitch. He's not dumb like Michael Moore wants us to think (I mean Mr. Moore as much as I enjoyed your movies, and it did show what a son of a bitch Bush is it hasn't affected the polls.) He lies in such a convincing way that people actually believe him! I was watching him in Pennsylvania a very poor mining state, talking to some miners, he had them all cheering and going with his macho cowboy attitude, telling them how Envirometnalists didn't get miners, and how he understood them, and how his tax cuts were going to benefit them. But what Mr. Bush failed to tell them was that this tax cuts only benefit people that win more than 200,000 dollars. Did people care, nah.

But what I wanted to say, is as much as I hate George Bush, a small part of me, wants him to win. I think it's what mexicans call MORBO which is like when there's a car accident, and people stop and stare. I want to see how he fixes up his mess, and I want to continue reading Michael Moore boiling, and Paul Krugman accusing Bush of being the worst President in history. It's morbo. I know that the right thing to happen is for John Kerry to win, but still, I think it could be a lil boring if he does. I guess it's human...

Life lesson: Humans are a weird species. Or is it just me?

posted by Elfego Elgazu @ 1:47 PM 2 comments

Charley Fountain

"Quienes nos iremos más pronto que tarde de la vida, no dejamos atrás un mundo mejor al que conocimos de jóvenes. Dan ganas de dar gracias. Ya no veremos lo peor. Dan ganas de dar pena: Qué triste es ser joven en un mundo como este. Pero qué desafiante, que créativo, qué imaginativo también, ser joven, ser viejo y seguir siendo humano"

For the dutchies and whoever is roaming around:
"Us who will leave sooner than later of this life, we don't leave behind a better world we knew when we were young. It makes us want to say thanks. That we will not see the worst part. It makes me feel sorrow: How sad is to be young in a world like this. But how challenging, creative, imaginative, also being young, being old, and still be human. "

Or something like that.

posted by Elfego Elgazu @ 1:42 PM 1 comments

Vaquero Review

Went to the cool and trendy Havana Club to witness for the second time the Regio-Rock group Vaquero. First time I saw them, they sucked pretty bad, so I decided to give the boys another chance. Honestly as much as it hurts to say, they sucked again :( . Only the first song and "Volvere" were AMAZING. The rest was just too 80's or regular songs.

Also Mauricio the bass player stresses me, with his stage presence. It's like his having an orgasm. It reminds me of School of Rock the guitar player, who substitutes Jack Black in his old band moving his hips like as if only his hips are having an epileptic seizure. Same thing here, except this one wears a scarf.

Who I do admire is Chetes. Amazing. He played 5 instruments in total!! He's already released 3 albums! And he's 23!!! Wow. That guy is probably the most talented musician in Monterrey.

But overall the band was pretty lame, no energy, no connection with the audience, most of the songs were regular, except the first one and "Volvere." Still I do not regret going, the groupies were very very nice.

Life lesson: Be a rockstar or win a lot of money, and girls swarm to you like bees to honey.

posted by Elfego Elgazu @ 1:40 PM 0 comments

What are the odds?

- For 2190 days, your mother has never opened your car's glove compartment, on day 2191 you place the 48 you got in your Accounting test. On day 2192 your mother for the first time opens the glove compartment, and surprise surprise. (Dates are estimates)

- Your individual car key suddenly slips off you hand and falls in between each seat, you look for it with a friend and your brother for 20 minutes and you cannot find it. The earth swallowed it.

What are the odds both of this happened on the same day?

Sometimes I think I am God's own personal stand up comedian.

posted by Elfego Elgazu @ 11:24 AM 2 comments

My world

This blog is dedicated to my thoughts, some people find them funny, some people find them stupid. I personally find them weird. So I hope you have fun, trying to unravel my mind. And if you do, unravel it, please send me an email.

posted by Elfego Elgazu @ 3:03 PM 1 comments