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¿Cual es el negocio màs antiguo de la historia?

A Study of the Utrecht Red Boat district
By Mr. Voerman and Mr. Gonzalez

The Utrecht Red Light District as we first observed is actually in small "cozy" boats, just beside the river. (Kinky, no?)

Me and Mr. Voerman decided to give it a glimpse, and make a quick study of the zone, to present it to the gentelman, and misses, that read my blog, here is the report:

74 girls were with the windows closed
5 were negotiating
30 girls remained idle

50 Euros for a suck & fuck

Means $3,700 euros were changing hands in just 15 minutes (max. amount of time according to previous studies).

The "maximum capacity" would be $5,450 every 15 minutes.

Which means that the Red Boat district was operating at 67% of it's capacity, in the moment me and Mr. Voerman passed in our bike.

Most industries operate at levels from 50 to 70% capacity so the Red Boat Industry was operating at "healthy" levels.

If this levels mantained themselves, with the Red Boat operating at 67% capacity for 6 hours of the night, and the "ladies" took in an average of 2 customers per hour then the total amount of Euros exchanging hand that night would be $44,400 euros.

If they all took 4 customers per hour which means they finished, and began immediately every 15 minutes they would make $88,800 euros.

More stats, coming later.
If we have time.

Mr. Voerman and Mr. Gonzalez

PS You have to be insane if you take this report as an actual report.

PPS Didn't score any points with our 2 girlfriends when they asked you "so, what did you do yesterday?" oh we went to the red light district and made a study.

posted by Elfego Elgazu @ 3:42 AM