Fernilandia

Pathetic

Beginning of the week, I was in the supermarket making my line, when this odd 75 year old guy stood behind me with his bottle of wine, he started mumbling something in french, all I could grab was something about shitting, when suddenly I started smelling, well, you know, SHIT. The old man, continued rambling on, and the stench became more and more unbearable. In Paris bums and old people living in there own shit are as normal as people wearing sombreros in Monterrey. They exist. Everywhere. But most of the time you stumble across them when they are already shitting themselves and not giving a "shit". But this one was just not there yet. He was conscious of what he was doing, hence the "oh, I am about to shit my pants", and he looked somewhere resembling clean cut.

Still it has always fascinated me what makes this guys go over the edge. I mean some day they must have been normal kids, playing with other children, then they probably got married, but what happened in there history so tragic, that they lost everything?

I do believe that this man, probably had children, so where are they? Do they know there dad is shitting himself in Monoprix in front of a young innocent mexican naco, who is now writing about it in his blog? How many times do they visit him per month? Or maybe they don't do it anymore? Did he deserve it? Was he a bad father? A wanker? Did he hit his wife? Did he hit them?

Or maybe he didn't do anything, his children just stopped caring, which here is very possible.

I hope that doesn't happen to me. Vivir la vida tan patetica, no es lo mio. His life is pathetic. It's disgraceful. I feel sorry for him. Because his existence is pathetic, and non-important.

Anyway Flaii has written authorization to shoot me and kill me with a shotgun if I ever shit myself in Monoprix.

I wonder where he is right now....

posted by Elfego Elgazu @ 12:27 PM