my metro trauma
Call me a pansy but everytime I get into the metro, and I look into the metro pole, I get scared as shit. See this is my problem, everytime I put my hand or fingers on the pole, I can't avoid thinking 'bout the guy who was before me masturbated, didn't clean his hands and touched exactly in the place I was now holding the pole. I swear I've tried not to think about that, but it's impossible it's like telling me not to think about a pink elephant. I cannot avoid it. So most of the time, I either don't touch it at all, and just get banged across the cart, but when there are a lot of people and I have no choice but to touch it I use 3 fingers like a pansy.
posted by Elfego Elgazu @ 1:29 PM
5 Comments:
when aboard the metro: sit on someone's lap WHILE thinking about pink masturbating elephants
Si no hay garrita, siempre puedes usar un 20 minutes
o un billete de 20 pesos, de los de plástico
jaja gracias por los tips, lo que hago es poner el periodiquito ese que dan gratis o me recargo en el tubo.
Porno pues tu tambien ya sabes si un dia quieres consejos, no se si sean los mejores pero intentare.
Ah por cierto ;-) funciono lo del viernes en la escuela. Gracias.
sólo esto te faltaba para ser un metro-sexual completo.
sí,
metro-sexual
no metrosexual.
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