Fernilandia

Cuentos de ayer en la noche

After more than an hour and a half of my ear being blasted with: Ricardo Arjona, Timbiriche, Reggeton, almost every Grease song, el salto de la rana, and my brain has blocked the rest of the songs, this fresa girl asked me "Why aren't you enjoying yourself? You don't like the music?" To which I replied, "listen honey, the band I've been blasting all day in my speakers is a band in which the Bassist last name was Vicious, he killed his 21-month girlfriend, leaving her in her panties and bra with a knife wound in her stomach, got arrested, paid bail, and the day he got out, he overdosed with heroin. "

I love it when people stare at me like that.

posted by Elfego Elgazu @ 11:06 AM